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Heres an idea, create a alternate persona you use for all those bajillion accounts. Website got hacked? pfft, big deal, you got my bullshit account, grats.

Seriously, take a second and think up a new identity:
-Name
-Address
-Occupation
-Salary
-Password
-Wife? Kids? pet? mistress? mistress!

This is your new account, grats, use it with peace of mind.